Title: Midnight
Author: kissoffools
Pairing: Jesse Eisenberg/Andrew Garfield
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary: Jesse spends the holidays in New Jersey, Andrew spends them in Surrey, and Jesse thinks it's fine, totally fine... until Hallie calls him out on his bullshit. And then? It's New Year's Eve, and it's a race against the clock.
Disclaimer: These ( Read more... )

Title: To The Moon And Back
Author: kissoffools
Pairing: Arthur/Ariadne
Rating: R
Summary: 'Arthur takes a slow drink of gin, eyes on her the whole time. “I want you to kill me.” '
Disclaimer: Christopher Nolan's characters, I'm just playing with them.
Warnings: Click to read: contains spoiler.
Notes: Written for lithiumlaughter as part of the npmexchange. Word Count: 3, ( Read more... )

Title: December
Author: kissoffools / wakeyourheart
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Date Posted: December 19, 2009
Rating: NC-17 with lots of fluff.
Summary: Kris Allen celebrates Christmas. Adam Lambert celebrates Hanukkah. On their first holiday season together, Kris is of the opinion that they’re not an ‘either/or’ kind of household.
Disclaimer: Fakety fake fake. ( Read more... )

Title: Happy New Year
Author: kissoffools / wakeyourheart 
Pairing: Drew Wright/Mookie Morris (with angst provided by the coupling of Mookie Morris/Earl Stevenson)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Drew throws a New Year's Eve party and learns that the concept of "no strings attached" doesn't exactly work for everyone.
Disclaimer: So, so, so not real.  Sorry folks.
Notes: This is my ( Read more... )

Title: Christmas, Year Three
Author: kissoffools / wakeyourheart 
Pairing: Jacob Hoggard/Kalan Porter, and some people have called it Jacob Hoggard/Theresa Sokyrka, too.  Wtf, het in this writing journal?!
Date Posted: December 25, 2007
Rating: PG-12, probably.  Very tame.
Summary: Kalan and Theresa continue their yearly Christmas get-together, but get interrupted by an ( Read more... )

Title: Legacy
Author: kissoffools / wakeyourheart 
Pairing: Jacob Hoggard/Kalan Porter
Date Posted: September 1, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kalan receives a letter in the mail from his past.
Disclaimer: Not miiiiiine.
Notes: Fic written for a fic exchange for the lovely planet_janet , back before we were actually friends.  Janet wanted both sweet and angsty Jalan with toe socks, a guitar, ( Read more... )

Title: A Surprise Visit
Author: kissoffools / wakeyourheart  (originally posted under the username idol_girl )
Pairing: Jacob Hoggard/Kalan Porter
Date Posted: December 24, 2005
Rating: PG, for one teeny swear word. This is so tame.
Summary: Kalan gets a surprise visitor late one Christmas eve.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Move along.
Notes: Written for a Christmas fic exchange for brittsays .  I ( Read more... )

Title: Two Things that Never Happened to Kalan Porter and One that Probably Never Will
Author: kissoffools / wakeyourheart (originally posted under the username idol_girl )
Character: Kalan Porter
Date Posted: October 20, 2005
Disclaimer: I own nothing.  Move along.
Notes: Written for a "three things" fic exchange for brittsays .

Situation 1: High school AU set back in the 1950s.
Pairing: Since ( Read more... )

Title: The Hottest Day of Summer
Author: kissoffools / wakeyourheart (originally written under the username idol_girl )
Pairing: Jacob Hoggard/Kalan Porter
Date Posted: June 21, 2005
Rating: PG for light boy-kissing
Summary: Jacob surprises Kalan by showing up in Medicine Hat a little bit early.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned them.  But I don't.
Notes: Written for a fic exchange for marie_beca .  She ( Read more... )